I have never thought it would work out so well before,but it did. I cant BELIVE this happend,but I new it would. I had a dream 1 night,that it would happen...

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CHAPTER 1:THE HAPPENING
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     I was in bed one night,the TV on the other side of the room. It was late. I had to go to work in the morning,on SATURDAY!!! I was watching Invader Zim,but,almost as it ended,I fell asleep. Then I had a dream. It was that I crash-landed on earth,and,yes,as if I were Zim,but I wasn't. I was in scratches and briuses,trying to get up,coughing out drops of blood. But,weirdly,I was accros Dib's house,and he saw and was amazed. A girl,coming out of a space-ship. Having fox ears and a tail. In trouble.
     He came over to me with a camera,smiling like a smart-alec,and took pictures. I was stunned by the fluerecent light,and grabbed his leg,and threw him to the ground. "OWWWW!!!," he screeched "What was that for!!!!?????". I tried to talk in a FREAKIN AWESOME BACK-TALKER way,but,all that babbled out was "ehh rie shooo*cough* *cough*hien-too blaba*couuuuugh,cough*". Dib stared aquardly at me,then finally said, "gee,for an alein,you sure are weird". I snapped,got rid of me throhte troubles,and said,"ALEIN!!!!!!! WHO U CALLIN' ALEIN,YOU BIG-HEADED MEAT BAG!!!!!!!". He was stunned. He repied in an irony-tone voice, "God. and to think I was about to take out my voice translator and see what you were talking about." "i said," in a mad-like voice,"you meat bag,no one shines some weird technology in me eyes,or else their face gets re-arranged." "but,*cough,cough*like you could tell cause of this blood in me throhte*couuuuuugh,cough*" i had blood-in-throhte troubles again,then fainted.
     Dib,freaking out,quickly glanced at Zim's house,wondering if he should let Zim deal with me,and see what happens. But,knew(or just thoght) that Zim would toss me out on the streets. So,instead,he picked me up,and carried me to his father's lab,onto the 'test table' after throwing off metal and glue and paper. He cleaned out me throhte of the blood,cleaned me clothes(all-though they were still on me),and cleaned the table of me blood,then,obviously,put smiley-faced bandeges all over me cuts. THEN,he wondered about the space-ship. He decided to see what Zim had to say about it,scince he KNEW his aleins.

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CHAPTER 2: Zim's help
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     Before Dib went outta' the house,he put a blanket on me,and a pillow under me head,then left to Zim. Once he got to Zim's house,he knoked on the door. "INTROODER!!!!INTROODER!!!!WARNING!!!!!!WARNING!!!!",screamed the house.
The nomes slowly attacked as Dib jumped on their heads,confusing them. Gir answered the door. "INTROODER!!! LEAVE AT ONCE!!! BEFORE YOUR HEAD'S BLOWN OFF!!!"Gir said,angrily. "Take me to Zim,Gir" He said,un-afraid. "OKEEE-DOKEE!!!" gir said happilly. They shot down through the trash can,RIGHT to where Zim is sleeping.
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."Gir said quietly,then tured into a loud voice"MASTER'S SLEEEEEEEPING!!!!!!!". "*snort,snort*eh,heeeh,wha?"Zim said,all crept out-like,then turned around.
"DIB-MONKEY!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!!!???"
"I came for your help,Zim.I dident come to fight........plus your drooling all over yourself."
"wha?*wipes off drool*"
"Anyways,theres an alein in my house who needs medical care and her ship is right outside my house,however,I need you and your supiriority to all alein types,so I can figure out weather or not she is good or bad......dose this information qualify to your knowledge?"
"...oO"
"Zim?"
Gir:"*esplodes due to many,many words*"
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....FINE!!! I'LL HELP YOU!!!! BUT ONLY BECAUSE I DONT WANT HER RUINING MY PLANS FOR WORLD CONQUEST!!!!!!!"
"Thank you!"
"yeah,yeah,whatever...........Gir! Morph back! NOW!!!"
*morphs back to him old self again*
"YES! SIR!"
**mean-while,at the dib-monkey's house...**
"zzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......."i snored...ALOT!!!
**now,we go to our 2nd pair of heros**
Dib:"OK! now,Zim! tell me what alein monster ship this is!"
"Ummmmmmmmmmmmm.......EGH!!! I know who this is...........I JUST *EGH,EGH,EGH* CANT MAKE IT OUT!!!"
"WHAT!?"
"Hold on......GIR!!!"
"Yes,my master!?"
"scan and anylize this symbol!"
"Okeeeeee dokeeeeeee!!!"
*scans pic on ship*
"Sir,this symbol is the mark of the planet:............"
"YES!!!???"Dib and Zim yell.
"Foodcourtia"
"AGHHHH!!! NOOOOOO!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyy...........wait...whose on foodcourtia?"
"*Zim has run away to his the base*"
"Gir...can YOU tell me who they are?"
"Master has told me to esplode in 5...4...3...2...1....................WEEEEEEEHOOOO!!!!*BOOM!!!!!!*"


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CHAPTER 3:Dib-monkey
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     "DANGET!!! now i'll NEVER KNOW...unless........."Dib says with a smirk on his face.
He runs over to his house then searches "Foodcourtia" on his computer. "You have: 1 result"says his compooper boardly. "ONE!!! well,lets see what it is......."He clicks on the result link to find EXACTLY what he's looking for.
"YES!!!"Dib shouts,"Turns out that the planet 'Foodcourtia' has their own website!!! ok,now........to the 'wanted' page I guess.....".Dib clicks on the wanted page link,and there's a Zim one,a sammich one(it plumbited out into space on purpose),and a Foxx one. "It says 'she was the ONLY customer who said the food stunk'.....WHAT!? THATS STUPID...oh look,theres more.'AND,as so,she was doomed to a lifetime of food service,like Zim,and then,suddenly,escaped...blah,blah,blah....and the reward...blah,blah,blah...and has last been seen killing someone who hit her,and last seen helping out a poor little kitty-thing about to die...'WHOLY CRAP!!! SHE'S GOOD,AND BAD!!!"he exclaimed to himself.
"Naw-dip,meat-bag!!!"
"Foxx!!! How long have you been standing there!?"
"the whole dang time!"
"HOW'D YOU GET PAST GAZ!!!???"
"It seems she dosent really CARE i'm here....BUT who cares........"
"..."
"your stupid! putting me on a cold test table!!!"
"umm,Foxx?"
"yeah,meat-bag?"
"1-could you stop calling me meat-bag!!! GOD!!! you dont think i get that ENOUGH from Zim?!
and 2-why were you in Foodcourtia if your not an alien?"
"Ok,1-NO!!! and 2-When you have a sister who DESPISES earth,yeah! USE YOUR BRAIN,AND THINK WHAT'LL HAPPEN!!!"
"...i have a sister who despises earth...but she just KEEPS on despising it!"
"Leave me outta this,Dib!!!"yelled Gaz
"FINE!!!"Dib yelled back.
After I got bored of 'The Meat-Bag'(Dib),I went back down to the lab,getting ready to sleep,when I see 'FATHER Meat-Bag'(prof.Membrain).
"ahhhhhhhhh,well if it isent Dib' little friend!"
"...little?"
"well,I see he wanted you for a sleepover!He told me that when you were fast asleep!"
"Oo............fast........asleep!?"
"well,of course! My son dosent have much friends other than that foreign little green boy!!! how nice!!!"
"......."
"go run along,then! play with my daughter or son......anyone you like!"
"...........-_-;"
     I went upstairs,past Meat-bag's room,past Gaz,watching tv,and out the door. I went looking for Zim's house,but got lost.
     "Hmmmmm........I guess I could just make me disgiouse,but I need some material......."I went serching for the stuff in the garbage dump,in hat stores,in antique stores,EVERY STORE IN THE CITY!!! Then finally,I found the stuff i needed...

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CHAPTER 4:Foxx,the new kid.
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     "class,this day,another DOOM lecure is headed your way to IMPLODE in the faces of your lives!"Ms.bitters exclaims."hmmmm,I wonder where Foxx is...She went out the door without saying anything! I just wonder if she's ok." Dib thinks to himself. *RINNNNNNNNNG-RING-RINNNNNNNNNNNG* "WHAT!? NO,not again! NO! NOOOOOOOO!!! Alright,fine!!!" Ms.Bitters hisses. "Class,we have another new kid coming in,IMPLODING their way through our lives."
*BAM!!!!!!*The room is pitch black.All you could see was white eyes,and white smoke. then,suddenly,the darkness fades,but the smoke still enters the room. I appear,looking down but at the class. "Hello,I'm Foxx. .....just so you know,I'M NORMAL!!!!*creepy smile*". All I'm wearing,all that time spent on,was for a cat hat(2 cover me fox ears) and a fake strap(to make it look like i gotz a fake fox tail on). There were sudden whispers around the class room.
"Geez,how many creepy weird new kids dose this school get?"
"I'M NOT CREEPY AND WEIRD!!! DIDENT I SAY I WAS NORMAL!!!!???"
"How did you hear me!?"
"dummm,uhhh,ehhh,mmmmmmmITSN'T IT OBVIOUS? you were speaking so loud you thought you were whispering!"
"...really?"
"SURE!!! Happens all the time!*gives creepy smile again*"
     I go and kick someone off and sit where they use to sit,while the DOOM lecsure by ms.Bitters goes on. "FOXX!!! THERE YOU ARE!!!"Dib yells happilly right next to me. I punched him in his face "Leave me alone,meat-bag."
The class starts laughing at him,and where he is laying down,he dosent move."Dident you hear me,meat-bag!? I said to leave me ALONE!!!" I punched him again. He is now thinking that the 'nice' routine is a fake,cheep,make-up fact,and runs back over to his desk before he gets punched again. Zim was sleeping for the first few minutes i arrived,when he awoke,he started freaking out,saying "who the heck are you,and why are you here!?"
"Well,I see you freak out every time a new kid appears,Zim."
he snapped,and so did Dib.they yelled out at the same time:
Zim:"HOW DO U KNOW ME!!!???"
Dib:"HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM!!!???"
"Well,it's Dib's fault! he had pictures of you on his walls,info sheets,etc.,etc."
"Dib..."
"What?"
"I hate you....to death"
"ditto"
"STOP COPYING ME!!!"
"but..."
"NO! NO SPEAKING!!! ZIM COMMANDS YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!"


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CHAPTER 5:Zim angers Foxx (This will be short)
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     I'm half-way through my world domination plans at school,when Zim comes over.
"What is this!?"
"Nothing,nothing at all!"*hides paper*
"NO!!! Its something!!! I know it!!!"
"NO! REALLY!!! IT'S NOTHING!!!"
"*grabs paper away from me*"
"These are plans to take over the world!!!"
"NO THEY'RE NOT!!!"
"YES THEY ARE!!! See!!! it says it right here in the title:'World domination plans'."
"AGH!!! NOOOOO!!!GIVE IT BACK,ZIM!!!"
"Feh,this is poopy-cock"*crumbles up paper,spits on it,then throws it down and stomps on it*
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"HA!!! NO ONE INTERFEIRS WITH THE PLANS OF ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMM!!!!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo!!! UUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHH!!!!!!!!! YOUR GONNA PAY FOR THIS,ZIM!!!!!!!!!! just you wait!"


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CHAPTER 6:I join Dib
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     It was months after I hve crashed down to the earth(OK,The earth crashed into me! GOT IT!?) and months after Zim ruined me plans for world conquest,and I still have a grudge on that. "UUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHH!!!! I'M FREKIN' BORED!!!!!!!!"
"Well,I am,too. Zim said a few months back that he had some new plans for earth. When I asked him what he ment,he said the idea just came to him,and that he was building somethi--"I inturuppted Dib.
"THATS ME IDEA!!! HE STOLE IT!!!"
"what?"
"Thats it,Dib!!! We need to go over to Zim's house,and get rid of him ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!THESE PLANS WORK,AND I WONT LET HIM STEAL MY OPRITUNITY TO DESTROY THE EARTH MESELF!!!"
"you.....you called m-me by my o-own n-n-name!!!"
"Dont take it personally..."
"huh,oh,right...getting rid of Zim,got it!"
"Dib,we need all of your technology,NOW!!!"
"Yes! Be right back!"
     After Dib got his tech in his room,we started making weapons. Hand blasters,Meat Guns,Water balloons,etc.,etc.
We gathered them all,and waited behind the building next to Zims house. *VWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHH* and a metal door opens and closes fastly as a green object flew in. "What dose THAT mean?"said Dib(aka:MEAT-BAG!!!XD) "Means that they're are home" I replied,"Lets move out." We stormed inside,and fired the Hand Blasters at the nomes. We stormed inside. "OK,Zim!!! Show yourself!!!" I said. Complete silence. Not even Gir's voice was heard. "Mabe they're not home--"I,once again,inturrupted Dib."SHHHHH!!! QUIET!!!"I whispered,"Stay here. I'll check it out." I tip-toed only 1 step when a giant,metal arm FLINGS itself over. And suddenly,I shot the hand blaster at it. "If your not scared,then come with me."I said to Dib.He nodded,then followed me toward the base. But then,MORE of those STUPID METAL ARMS lunged itself over toward us,but we kept firing STUFF at it. It was about a 2 hour war. It seemed like it would go on forever,but it dident. It finally ended. Once we got to the so-called 'trash can' that led to the base,we went down it. We got to the base,and there Zim was. Sleeping. Dib made me wait 2 MORE HOURS,but then I got boared,and flung water balloons at him,along with meat rays. He screamed like heck,but then,still filled with fun,Gir fired up his rockets,and flew all over the place. Catching up with us,he flew down,and picked up Zim. Flying away with him,I screamed out to Zim,"THIS ISEN'T OVER,ZIM!!! YOU'LL BE BACK!!! AND I'LL BE THERE TO DESTROY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Hey,Foxx..."Dib said sypithetically
I blushed at him and said in the same tone as he did,"what do you want.....meat-bag"
"Thanks...."
"For what?"
"Helping me....*kiss on cheek*"
     I put me hand over the spot he kissed me at,and kissed him back. This time,on the lips. "your welcome..."
I closed me eyes for a long-ish short time,and when I opened me eyes,it was real.....
I had awoken to me and Dib.........
"This,wasen't a dream,"I thought,"It was real..."